April 2nd, 2011
Paris & Sunday - Rescues

Paris & Sunday - Rescues

Meet Paris and Sunday. Paris is a champagne paint pony – with an attitude as big as her namesakes. And she adores it when you talk to her about shopping and shoes and Nordstroms. Go figure. Paris had been rescued once – and placed in a safe rescue, that turned out to be a joke and subsequently shut down by law enforcement. So, the game begins again, and I was asked to take her because the thought was she was in foal and I have the facilities/experience to foal out a mare. Mercifully, she is NOT in foal!!!
Sunday is the TB that was bleeding out due to a *little cut* on her left hind, with a totally weaned 3 month old foal at her side. The Troll that had her should be drug behind a Burger King and left near the dumpster. The foal is a charming TB colt who is now about 8 months old and very fun. Because of his inutro and early poor nutrition, the boy will always be small. But sweet.
Both the ladies are now physically healthy and and beginning some training. Initially that training begins with them absolutely certain they are going to die and the human is going to kill them, beat them, chase them, yell at them – you know the type of behavior that really builds a bond between human and animal………….(hhhhmmm, funny how any of that behavior really builds a bond between humans too, but I digress) Paris is small and I hope she will develop into a driving pony. I see cute, cute, cute behind a cart. Sunday is going to try to be something other than a companion horse, however she was run/worked on concrete or some very hard surfaces, so her feet are not the best and we are all hopeful she continues to improve with good nutrition and time.

Both Paris & Sunday are hoping to find a Sponsor to help them with all their needs during the training times.
The weather was actually civilized today and I took a 3 hour break from the tax practice, to go out and about, wandering thru a garden nursery. Fabulous! We have begun the spring *clean-up* around the farm, which includes pruning, dragging brush about, clipping up tree limbs and generally trying to get a jump on the jungles that seem to sprout – just about the time I look out the window. Fortunately for me, I have several people around who adore gardening and yard maintenance, so I can look longingly at them whilst I have my butt glued to this office desk chair. Sigh.

And there is a vicious rumor that it might actually be 80 Degrees here too…………………………..it hasn’t been 80 in Kansas in over 6 months. Yippee!!!

March 26th, 2011

jackiechan 3_11

Wow – it’s been months since my last post. Suffice it to say, the weeks and months have been a blur of busy, but it is time to re-introduce many of the fine animals of the Farm to those of you who do not have the opportunity to meet these marvelous creatures in person.

As a brief update – my arm injury is healed and I am as healthy as I presumed I would be, and I surprised all medical people with my recovery time. When I was aksed what type of therapy I was doing, I smiled and told them, *Life*. Life is the best therapy I know.

Ok – just an update on Cocopuff a/k/a Jackie Chan. About one week ago he encountered wildlife of some sort. The meeting scared him more than hurt him, however he did receive oodles and buckets of love, vet care and attention. He was convinced that he had to come back to his little world and he begged Michelle to bring him back. This shot was taken the first night he was home – obviously exhausted by his ordeals and trying to communicate to his slow-witted caretakes.

In any event, he is home and trying to restablish his natural superiority.

Life is good.

The Chief Mucker-upper.

Happy Thanksgiving…….Truly.

November 22nd, 2010
physics 102

physics 102

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When I was in school, lo those many years ago, I was not a fan of the sciences. Business and such were my passions. (and horses, of course). So much to my delite and surprise, as I have grown, I have been exposed to the true-isms of the sciences over and over again……and find them much easier to learn in practice than in classroom.

On October 30th, I managed to execute many of the laws of physics and flying. Not particularly comfortably, but all true to the science that exists. The helmet is as graphic an illustration of what happened during my *unscheduled dismount* from one of my little equine angels. What it does NOT show is MY wing injury when I failed to Tuck & Roll and managed to pop my arm against the arena wall. Well POP it did – no broken bones, but it was not pretty. My raccoon eyes and goose egg forehead wasn’t so stylish either.

To my good luck, a fabulous friend was here at the farm when the flight occurred and she scooped me up – put my arm in a standing wrap (don’t you LOVE horse people) and whisked me off to the nearest ER. There – about 5 hours later, I was taken for abit of clean up in the operating room – and the beginning of much bandaging. And pain. And icky stuff. Well fabulous friends continued to show up to make all of my life possible during the down time. Then 10 days later the true wound closure was done and the battle to stitch and mend my arm, my business and my barn began.

This morning my surgeon pronouned my arm ‘wonderful’ The wound ‘terrific’. The last of the 80+ staples were pulled and the hand therapist began helping me stretch. All looks like it wil be well in a few weeks and I will be able to begin doing more and more around the farm. For now, I am pleased to be able to use 2 hands at the keyboard of my computer. My business clients have been patient (those that even needed to know at all) and my amazing, fabulous friends have been amazing and fabulous.

I would like to make one strong comment. I have worn a helmet for EVERY ride, on EVERY horse, on EVERY day for over 8 years. I have done so because although they can be annoying and hot ………..and I have horrible helmet hair…….I have but one egg and I always put it in a basket when i ride. As you can – hopefully – clearly see from the pictures, had I not followed that rule on that day, my arm would have been the least of my problems and I doubt, sincerely, that I would be saying Happy Thanksgiving to anyone.

Many people tell me ‘ I hate helmets because………….and you can insert any of your reasons here.’ My favorite one is ‘because I’ve been riding for years without one.’. Well until 8 years ago that was me too. Then I realized that change is a good thing. I had ridden for my lifetime with no helmet, but I had also smoked cigarettes, driven without a seat belt, used lead paint and – hang on here – played with MERCURY as a child – rolling the little balls around and doing who knows what with it when all of us kids were done. Now for Crips-sake they would call out a haz-mat team and close down the neighborhood. Sooooooo perhaps sometimes using today’s technology is a good thing, especially with the little egg I call my head.

As soon as I am done with the rehab on the arm I will be back in the saddle. And I will ride all my horses, including the one I dismounted from to cause this injury. But although I may be fearless, I don’t think I am stupid – so the new helmet is on order and will be strapped on my head as I stand on the mounting block.

Here’s to a fabulous, amazing and wonderful holiday everyone!!

Musical pastures

September 20th, 2010
Sebastian

Sebastian

So many people think that raising babies (horse babies that is) is sooooo kool. How fun. What excitement. Well, on that last part, I agree.

Today was the day barn owners loathe. Changing pastures. Weaning babies. Doing things in a different routine for our equine friends. Now I don’t want to imply that horses cannot stand change, but, let’s say they like change about as much as your grandparents do when asked what they want for dinner. They want to go to the same places, eat the same things, and complain EXACTLY like they did the last time. People…… do I hear the words, Routine….Routine….Routine…?????????????

This a.m., Irish was removed from the baby pasture and placed with his friend Fritz in a big-boy pasture. A few minutes of running and tail flagging, and then it was – boom – nothing heard except the heads hitting the grass to munch away.
Whew. Success.

Next.

Baby Sebastian was led out of Mama Sundays stall. Well, not actually led. Sort of half led, half pushed. On to the baby pasture, where his new friend Eduardo was waiting for him. And Paint the babysitter gelding. NOT.
Eduardo and Sebastian have been making friends for sometime in adjoining pastures. Paint was supposed to be the good older uncle. NOT. The first 15 minutes consisted of running, stopping, bolting and running, with the occasional attempt to not-to-subtlely knocking the baby into the fence line.

Ok – out comes Paint and for today it was just the two new little men. Tomorrow we go to plan ‘b’ and bring in the big guns. Winter’s Lady – babysitter EXTRODINAIRE will come to the rescue and help out our little men while the continue to grow up. Whoo-hoo. And who says all these pieces of yard art can’t come in handy…..

Tractor is being torn apart and repaired at the moment. The silly mechanic actually told me there was supposed to be oil, or grease, or something like that in the front two wheel axles. Imagine that. And there really was supposed to be hydrolic fluid in the backend? Well, who knew??? Obviously not me.

Why do educations always have to be so bloody expensive???????????????????????????

I.M. Miss Honey

September 16th, 2010
Miss Honey Bunny

Miss Honey Bunny

Miss Honey Bunny had endured an amazing amount of serendipity in her life. Her beginnings are unknown to me. Her history seems to have begun when the former owner of my place purchased her as an upper level dressage horse. She was half Lippizan and well suited for that sort of thing. However, she had an attitude to match her abilities and she evidently didn’t get on so well with the new owner……..bucking said owner off at various intervals.

She was then relegated to the back pasture where it was decided Honey would embark on a new career as a broodmare………(yeah, what’s with that attitude???……we can’t ride it, so let’s make MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!) In any event, she may have been near 10 or 12 when she started popping out babies annually. One of which I purchased – why???? because the baby was adorable and looks just like my flagship pony……… STUPID, STUPID, STUPID reason to buy a horse……………..but I digress.

When the owner decided to retire to Florida, she divested herself of all her broodmares and Miss Honey found herself making babies for another local breeder. When her mommy days were ending, Miss Honey was given to a lady who needed a pasture mate for another horse. That was when I re-found Miss Honey as she would be grazing in a field not far from me. After many months I noticed Honey was missing from said field and, upon inquiry, I found she had BEEN GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE TO SOME FAMILY ON CRAIGSLIST……………………not one phone call to return her to the gifter. Nada. Nothing.

Proving again that it doesn’t take any sense to own a horse. Equine Faux-paux. When ‘given’ a companion horse, do the right thing and at least make the phone call to see if the animal should be returned to the gifter.

Showing an admirable amount of good luck on Honey’s part – she had been transferred to a family that makes their living finding ‘free stuff’ on Craigslist and then reselling same. Which means – yes – I did eventually find Honey’s free home and – yes – I actually paid to go retrieve her.

She moved back into Trinity in September 2008. She ran, bucked, played. She made herself quite at home and reminded us all that she still had the worst tail in horsedom, and she still hated being fly-sprayed. Otherwise, life was good for her.

In February of this year she was cavorting in a turnout and nearly ripped her left hind leg off. She managed to filet the leg from hock to fetlock and I quit counting at about 42 stitches from the vet. This required injections, daily wrapping, medications, more wrapping. Frankly, without the assistance of my dear friend Michelle, I don’t know how I would have done it, as it fell during tax season (of course). Honey recovered with amazing soundness. She could still piaffe while standing in the cross ties. She was progressing into normal turnout and had about a one inch circle where the hide was still healing. Not bad for an old broad – right?

Well Sunday September 12th proved to be where her luck ran out. She started with a colic. Vet physical exam showed that she had a bowel obstruction – an enterolith – that had grown undetected over many years – to the size of a volleyball. Surgery was not an option for this mare of 24. She simply couldn’t luck herself out on this one.

With a great deal of banamine on board she was assisted to the happiest place she has ever been. I feel certain that she is flying down a fenceline – tail flagging – and keeping all local geldings in line. She might even throw in a piaffe or two to impress the locals.

My Honey Bunny, you are missed. Your heart, your tenancity and sheer will to live was a fabulous example of what a throw away horse has inside. I hope you’ll grant me a ride thru the wind someday

Who say’s you can’t meet ‘Quality’ People these days?????

July 19th, 2010

rescue mare 2 7_18_10rescue mare 7_18_10
Wow – the people I get to meet these days…………….Can you even imagine what I truly wanted to do to the people who put this young mare into this position? Can you even begin to excuse the behavior of humans who find it acceptable to stuff their faces and yet deny food, water and shelter to this animal. (yup- if you saw them you’d know the human hadn’t missed a meal in sometime) And then they CHARGED me for the ‘Opportunity’ to Rehome this little mommy. I saved you all the visions of the front shoulder wound of the foal which is open and fly covered – not able to stitch – and infected. Then there was the deep slice into the hind foot/bulb of the mare – and all the while this Sow was extolling her need for compensation, there was a pool of blood accumulating under the mares hind foot. When I pushed for an answer about how the mare managed to do that and when, the woman briefly glanced and said she hadn’t any idea. I personally think that was the only honest answer I got from her all day.

Well – now mare and foal are removed from that hell on earth. Mama hasn’t stopped eating since her arrival. Baby takes turns eating and then flopping and sleeping for long periods of time. Baby is only 2.5 months old and has basically weaned himself – I think that is because the mama-tap is essential dry. In any event, both are stable for now and the medical triage continues. Are we out of the woods? Maybe. More confident with baby if we can stabilize the infection control, but Mama? Well we’ll keep everyone posted.

I would like to sing the praises of several women I know who
1. Dropped everything to come help – both to rescue these creatures and also to assist around the barn.
2. Continue to do the ‘tuff’ stuff everyday and to re-home and rescue various animals that we sophisticated humans can no longer care for………………………….which in most cases is a miserable excuse. Or is that the human that is the miserable excuse. BINGO.

Kim, Trish, Lyn, Heather, Sam, Cindy……the list could go on and on. Just know that I am beyond grateful to know all of you.

Ohhhhh and feel free to contact me privately and I would be Happy to provide you with the Sows name, address and phone number, in case anyone wants to keep an eye on her – or just invite her to a Johnson County party or two.

Farm folly’s

July 6th, 2010

manure

Loved this pic and thought it reminded me of portions of those really challenging days anyone with a farm can relate. The cat looks suspiciously like a couple of mine and they are fussy enough to hate nature – all the while hunting down and chomping on rodentia. Silly cats.

Weekend turned out busy, wet, busy, ok, busy and noisy. Most of the fireworks were on Saturday night, although thru rainstorms both Sunday and Monday, the locals were out ka-booming with the best of them. Fortunately, I was able to go back to some limited night turnout, because by this time the dear ponies thought it was merely lightening and thunder. Somestimes those walnut brains are really a good thing.

Lyn did an excellent job working with several horses on Sunday. Good thing she is as fit as she is! The cutest pony was, of course, Mr. RJ. He walked along with the face of a trooper and tried to act like a regular trail horse. What a good boy.

A quick visit to the Mothership and the visiting Sistership yesterday wrought one small dog with an upset stomach today. Not quite sure what was fed to her – but she’s begging for Pepto and refusing to go outside and play. Probably the brisket or whatever those cheese covered potatoes were called.

Oh yeah – and I managed to ‘break’ the gator on Sunday night and Monday night. Something to do with the chain-driven portion and although I could see the chain slipped – when I attempted to fix it I was introduced to the hot manifold on my forearm. That was approximately the time I decided to WAIT until reinforcements arrived. :) thankfully, that was this morning!!!!

Happy 4th!

July 3rd, 2010

sand castle lady

Sand castles seem appropriate for a 4th of July posting. Of course it would be more appropriate if I lived near a beach……….. and with the forcast rains over the next few days, let’s hope I don’t create my own beach here.
Sand castles also seemed appropriate when it compares to sections of life. We take a great deal of time and put in a ton energy to create them.

The farm is blissfully quiet. Not just today and this weekend, but in general. The only person not enjoying this newfound tranquility would be Jonathan…………who is 10 and – like me – mistook the activity around here for something more than what it was.

My terrific neighbors (no kidding here) are hosting their annual 4th of July party – which comes complete with a major fireworks display. Looking forward to celebrating that later from the front of my barn, probably sitting in my pickup truck bed, sipping something alcoholic, and accompanied by several friends. Oh yeah – and after administering some pony-downers to the more nervous nellies of the equine establishment.

Trish is doing fabulous with her ‘new’ trail pony. She’s had him for a few months but due to circumstances (?) she has just begun to enjoy him. Of course Tommy doesn’t give a fig as long as he continues to receive his cookies and praise. Trish actually has done 3 trail rides in 3 days. I am impressed!

Miss Branwyn continues to be a charmer. She is allowing me to ground drive and makes me look accomplished. When I tried it on another victim, they were not so understanding. However, like the stubborn woman I truly am, I will continue to work on the system. I was able to incorporate several of Tasha’s groundwork ideas and have seen major improvement in several of the horses. Yippee! And they are all having fun too – which is the key part of the horsemanship lessons.

Unfortunately, due to the ongoing, continual, every-present, obnoxious water issues in my basement floor drain, I was unable to attend the womens dressage camp at Jana Wagners. Both Jana and Emily were teaching and I would have benefited greatly from several days of their work with me and my horse. On Wednesday, Jana will drive Emily and Wakeup to their destination for the shipping to their Young Horse Championships in Germany. Emily and Wakeup are going to work with a coach in Germany in preparation for the competition and I know they will do fantastic. And knowing Miss Emily, she will do it all with a smile and a genuine enjoyment of the entire process. Gotta love that gal! Later in the month Jana and Laney will be flying over to join up with Emily………and to do their annual celebration with all of their German family. Wow! We Americans might actually have a cheering section this year!

My sister has arrived – along with her dog – and will be visiting for a week. Wayyyyy too bad she isn’t a horse person. Wonder what’s wrong with her????????????? Oh well, I suppose I’ll hang out with her a little anyway. Bless her heart. :)

Have a fabulous 4th to everyone.

Thankfully, it’s Friday

June 25th, 2010

horses in modern

Ok – the tooth update first. Because, realistically that has been the most important thing on my mind (and my mouth’s) for the last stinky 7 days. The commencement of a root canal on Monday. Swelling went from Marlon Brando and the Godfather – to Jay Leno – to golf ball – to what could now be described – unflatteringly – as a wad of whatever – stuffed in my lower jaw. All concerns about going out in public are totally destroyed. I waltz around anywhere wondering, ‘what the heck are they staring at’ – before I realize this is almost as good as when I had my knee surgery. People are hysterical when it comes to illness, injury or deformity. They will nearly walk thru plate glass windows trying to ‘not-stare – stare’. Reminds of a 100 years ago when my past included a luxury vehicle that drew more attention that I ever will. Driving that thing on a freeway was tantamount to ask for someone to sideswipe you. They would never just turn their heads and STARE…..nope – too cool for that…..they would gradually slide into your lane….allllll the while you could see their little eyeballs going sideways. In any event – the car stayed in the past life where it well and truly belong……

The rumor is that I will regain some normal shape to my face (hey – round is a shape) within the next few days. ???? In the interim there was been very little horse-work. Just haven’t had the energy and the ponies are enjoying their vacation.

Lovely Branwyn continues to make progress. She and Tasha induldged me today and I took the long lines and drove the pony. She was forgiving and tried her best to make me look good. I did get some of those sideways eyeball glances though. Wonder whether it was over my face or my driving………….hhhhmmmmmmm

The water from the floor drain continues to flow up thru the drain and pools beautifully in the utility room. The plumber was supposed to be here to evaluate what could be wrong with the pipe – but then again – it’s a plumber and they are more independent that my horses or any cat I’ve ever met.

Ahhhh cats – well Coco-puff has take it upon himself to smack the witch-kitty Leloo down to size. He’s half her size but apparently still retained some brass after the operation. When the witch-kitty side of leloo shows herself, Coco swings into action. He smacks her and the chase is on. So far it’s about 5 for Coco and zero for Leloo. (Has she been watching World Cup Soccer? Perhaps she’s French)

Off to the barn to play pony tonight. Hope all are having fabulous times in the warm summer weather. And yes – I am one of the crazy people who loves summer and not winter……so let the sun shine on.

Rain, toothache and general pains in the as*@

June 20th, 2010

flooding 6_10

Spring turns into Summer tomorrow – and the Spring showers have morphed into monsoons. In the last 12 days I have received at LEAST 11.5 inches of rain at the farm. I know this because of the handy, dandy rain gauge that I own, along with the squeegees and sump pumps that I have been using with amazing regularity. A floor drain in my house no longer deems itself worthy of draining because there is no where for the freakin’ water to GO…..therefore, I spend a little quality time everyday pumping water out of the utility room. Then there was the 30 foot flash flood 6 days ago in a normally dry paddock with effectively a dry creek bed. Well mama, let me assure you I had witnesses – the dry creek bed was 30 foot across of raging water. It came and went with some speed, but the mess it left behind…………….yikes.

The horses have amazingly been going out despite not being fitted for their personalized water wings. I decided I’d monogram them first………… The fly’s are here and the frogs (toads) have also been washed up and out with the rains. A week ago we had amazing flash flooding that entered the main barn. As I slogged thru the front barn at 1:30a.m. – I performed Johnson County Search & Rescue for the 4 of the cats – who, hours before, had decided it was more fun to be outside………..until their paws started touching WATER!! Yikes!!! Poooeeee!!!! After all were retrieved and I was sloshing thru the barn, I notice movement near one stall……What could it be? A dazed neon green frog. As big around as my fist and with that ‘look’ that said “Cowabunga dude….what a wave.” I left him to his contemplation as to where in hell he needed to go……………..

This weekend has been less than stellar (word courtesy of Emily)…….A toothache attacked me on Friday and it’s been antibiotics and otc pain killers since then. Tonight – after dealing with a challenged individual – I have traded the Advil for a tall glass of Irish Whiskey. Old Bushmills. And I am absolutely certain the toothache will be much, much better – shortly. :)
Hopefully my wonderful dental professional will be able to fix this mischief tomorrow.

Now – the pain in the arse? Well – the weekend guy, of course. He overslept – so I did the morning feed. And turnout. Then he calls me this afternoon and informs me he needs my help. Why you might ask? Because the challenged individual drove a loaded spreader and tractor into the swamp of the property – and – tadaa – he’s stuck. No Sh??? Really??? So I hoof it back to the designated spot and he isn’t just STUCK – he has two tractor wheels not touching ANYTHING and the angle of the PTO attachment between the tractor and the spreader is about 45 degress. That is not a good look on flat, dry ground – let alone in the swamps of the back acreage. He informs me he hasn’t any idea of what to do. I am considering a couple of great ideas – then realized I should try to solve the problem instead of deciding where to hide his body……………..so, the accountant that I am comes up with an engineering solution to the situation.

An hour later the tractor and spreader are safely back to the barn – then what to my wondering eyes did I see????? A front wheel/tire on the Tractor leaning ever so not normal. When pointed out to ‘him’
– he says, ‘Yeah – it’s either a bent wheel or a bent axle.’ Not oh crap, too bad, who knew, what the f? Nothing. Nada!! And I got to pay him real money at the end of the day……….Wow, I am such a lucky woman.

Sooooo, I am going to go pour another whiskey and wait another hour to turn off fans in the barn. Then I’m going to try to sleep off this weekend in a feeble attempt to have a cheerful view of Monday. Oh – btw – there is more rain in the forcast. hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Ok – the latest on the Emily Wagner/Wakeup invitation to represent the United States at the Young Horse Championship in Verden, Germany – August, 2010.

The U.S. has No money to assist a horse/rider in GOING to such an event. Soooo Emily, her mother and a few hundred other people have to try to come up with the prox $30,000 it will take to allow Emily to follow thru on her selection. Now why would we – as a nation – expect people to pay their own way for the honor of representing our country in an international competition? Do we do this with the Olympics? The World Cup Soccer team? Who in the USET actually selected a 22 year old and expected them to come up with this kind of money in less than 90 days. Perhaps those same people routinely enjoy their vino and that was the influence from where this invitation sprung.